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5th March
2010
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Pee-Wee travels to the Alamo in search of his stolen bicycle. Please hold all questions until the end of the tour. Thank you.

25 Comments

  1. BRUC2016
    05/03/2010

    Yes, she was referring to William Barret Travis, known to his friends as “Bill”.
    If you appreciate historical accuracy, you’ll just love the Alamo movie starring Billy Bob Thornton. And of course I hope you know I’m joking.

  2. aaf1218
    05/03/2010

    I was just at the Alamo the other day, I don’t remember seeing any of this other stuff here like the kitchen… lol this is a classic part!

  3. JhomasE
    05/03/2010

    @EDMUNDO256 That was one of the funniest lines in the movie.

  4. PeeWeeChic1
    05/03/2010

    “Yes there are thousands and thousands of uses for corn. All of witch I will tell you about right now!” ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  5. macknaepher
    05/03/2010

    WTF DID SHE SAY BILL TRAVIS?

  6. EDMUNDO256
    05/03/2010

    there’s no basement at the alamo!

  7. MikeHermetic
    05/03/2010

    I like how the little kid snaps a picture at the end.

  8. phuckinaye
    05/03/2010

    What a bitch!

  9. ac120479
    05/03/2010

    I used to live about 5 miles away from the Alamo.

  10. glyphhunter
    05/03/2010

    Heh, I’ll bet the Alamo staff hate Pee Wee now!

    If I ever went to the Alamo, it’d be solely to ask to see the basement!

  11. Pookeymon7
    05/03/2010

    I think its hilarious to see everyone into the tour. lol just their faces crack me up. hahaha

  12. nukem11
    05/03/2010

    lol the whole film is so funny. Great film I watched as a kid.

  13. grease58
    05/03/2010

    well BUENOS DIAS!!

  14. wargraymon2006
    05/03/2010

    wtf basement? BS

  15. DancingSpiderman
    05/03/2010

    @yieldyieldyield You were several generations from yer grandad being in his conquistador dad’s BoZak…

  16. yieldyieldyield
    05/03/2010

    Where was I back in the good ole days of Mexican soldiers raping and pillaging?

  17. DancingSpiderman
    05/03/2010

    The history of The Alamo is incorrect:

    The original Alamo fortress was totally subterranean; the fortress were a series of undulating underground catacombs. But, upon returning to their base of operations after long days of raping and pillaging, the mexican soldiers had trouble finding it because it was so well camouflaged. So, mexican engineers (local indian peasants) were commissioned to fill in the subterranean rooms, and built the present structure you see today.

    And there you have it.

  18. CalisCool
    05/03/2010

    anytime i hear someone say the alamo I ask them wheres the basement just to see if they know what im talkin about.

  19. findapartmentnow
    05/03/2010

    I read De Santa Ana also has something to do with chewing gum; hence her spitting out her gum after mentioning his name. Pretty clever, eh?

  20. stimpp
    06/03/2010

    Hello Pedro! Hello Inez! I like your blood-decorated clay pot. XD

  21. Redtady
    06/03/2010

    The fortune teller told him that his bike was located in the basement of the Alamo

  22. pezcore68
    06/03/2010

    THERES NO BASEMENT AT THE ALAMO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :b lol

  23. Sportyron31
    06/03/2010

    Theres no freakin basement in the Alamo idiot!

  24. craigisbond007
    06/03/2010

    I can certify that the Alamo has never offered a tour nor has the SA parks and rec. given a tour or controlle any Alamo assets.

  25. tubbymctubsta
    06/03/2010

    oh tina.

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